northmiamigoon:

me as hell

jackbarakits:

JACKS SCREAM OH MU GOD WHAT ON EART

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

Today at school this guy came up to me and told me that I had the strongest eyebrow game he’s ever seen i am so fucking happy I will remember this day for the rest of my life

overlypolitebisexual:

men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are

uberhaxorteeth:

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mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

I really want a septum piercing holy shit

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

living-slowtown:

Representing at work

living-slowtown:

Representing at work