*sees a dog*
me: holy shit
Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”
This is a Lindor truffle. My mom bought me some and the second I took one, my dad snatched it from me and yelled “I HAVE CAUGHT THE GOLDEN SNITCH! FIFTY POINTS FOR GRIFFINDOR!!!!!”
me as a celebrity
Hugh Laurie on Season 8
laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3
twenty one pilots
the run and go | twenty one pilots
"hey I like that band you’re listening to!"
"….but the lead singer is kinda ugly"
"well actually they’re all kinda ugly"
when skinny girls hear the end of Anaconda
vine by chrischris